Simply Me

Yep. I’m a winner.
Today I wore my shirt inside out.
All day.
I even wore it that way downtown to get the mail
and stop at the ATM.
Perhaps people weren’t just being friendly

when they smiled at me.
*sigh*

Nobody else dressed me.
I didn’t dress in the dark.
I wasn’t low on oxygen from walking on the treadmill.
I wasn’t under the influence of anything stronger than iced tea.
I wasn’t distracted from being busy.
I don’t have dementia.
There is simply no excuse other than I just woke up a dweeb today.

Know what else?
It took me until 3:00 to notice my mistake.
*sigh* (shaking head)

At least I didn’t work today...

I might have fit in with the kids,
but I’m not sure my appearance would have added to my

credentials.