Genie - Day 5: A Dose of Reality

Note to Self:
- Big toys do make the job go faster!
- I’m not 20 any more. Heck, I’m not even 30 or 40 any more. Why am I doing this?
- If I’m driving, don’t say left if you mean right; it could cost us the chimney.
- Bruises aren’t always visible.
- My eyebrows feel sticky, better check on that.
- If I only do half the physical work Don does, how can I feel just as exhausted?
- I still feel like I am swaying even after I turn off Four-by-Four for the night.
- What do you mean, someone wants dinner?
- Don’t aim the paint sprayer at yourself when you bend over to move a hose.
- Don’t aim the paint sprayer at yourself at any time.
- Lose fifty pounds.
- Lose it NOW.
- Does this joystick work backwards?
- When you ride with me, hold on and...DUCK!
- What divot in the lawn?
- Don’t close your eyes in the shower because it will start the rocking.
- Who took my stamina?
- Five glasses of water and I still can’t pee.
- Why are the neighbors smirking?
- How much is vinyl siding again?