Why?

Why do they do it? The neighbors. Some of these people have actually started mowing their lawns. I mean, please. What’s the rush? If it is just to make us look bad, they already did that last fall by mowing the week after we stopped. We give; you win. Go back inside and be industrious somewhere else. Everyone knows that once you start mowing in the spring, you can’t quit until fall, so why be a glutton for punishment? It could still snow, you know, and we get frost until June. It’s not like there is going to be a barbecue in the rain or lawn chair suntanning opportunities during our 60 degree highs. Come on. Get real. Read a book.